Let's keep this short and sweet. Up is down and down is up. Four self explanatory events that lead to DC sports enlightenment. Almost as good as winning a championship, actually that's blasphemy but these 4 things will do for now:
1. Penguins lose in spectacular fashion to the 8th seed Canadiens 5-2. I hear that Halak guy is pretty fucking good eh?
2. Lebron gets owned by an over the hill Celtics team. Not as good as the Pens loss since the Caps wound is still fresh as day but satisfying nonetheless.
3. Nationals playing winning ball. Always a nice surprise.
4. Strasburg no hit performance in AAA clearly showing he's more than MLB ready. *Is super excited to see this guy pitch and will be praying he's in perfect health this season*
All in all a good DC sports day.